Monday 30 July 2012

GB TEAM: Dodgy start

Is the weight of expectation meaning many of our athletes have nothing attached to a ribbon and weighing down their necks?

A silver and a bronze after the first two days does not represent a good return. And having witnessed a team of GB archers freeze against the Russians (one even shot a four!) it's looking like the pressure of being at home is affecting performance. And until we get that first gold, the pressure is going to keep on building.

CYCLING: Can you really expect help to win gold?

Lot of moans going around about people ganging up against the Brits to make sure Cavendish didn't strike gold in Saturday's road race.

But really, can anyone expect other competitors to give them a bunk up onto the podium? If you want to win gold, you've got to win it yourself and not expect to hang onto someone else's coat-tails until you're ready to make your move.

I know cycling has its tactics and teamwork, but no one owes anyone anything, especially in the Olympics.

Opening Ceremony A Triumph But...

...what about the hand salute from a gentleman in the audience as the German team took to the track? I can't have been the only one to be reminded of the Nazi salute.

Thursday 26 July 2012

Korean Flag Crisis

Oh, fucking dear.

What a woeful start.

Some GCSE-educated dickbrain doesn't know the difference between the flags for North and South Korea.

We could have had a full-blown diplomatic crisis on our hands before the Olympic ceremony.

Brings into question why some of the events start before the opening ceremony, and why some are being held in a different country to the host city. I'm all for sharing the wealth and good times a little, but this is generosity gone too far. (About 400 miles too far north.)

And it doesn't bode well for the rest of the tournament if we can get something as basic and important as flags so badly wrong. What next, Borat's version of the Kazakhstani anthem being played at a medal ceremony?

Koreans, on behalf of Brits with a modicum of intelligence, I'd like to apologise.

Wednesday 25 July 2012

BBC v ITV Olympics Theme Tune

Well, the Beeb have excelled here. Computerised style graphics seamlessly merging one sport into the next and an uplifting theme tune to boot. I'm liking it.
And I'm waiting with something akin to, but not quite baited breath to see how ITV respond.
Ha, ha. No, OK. I know all the Olympics telly in the UK is on the Beeb, and they have had seven years to polish the theme tune and graphics. Looks like time well spent. Unlike watching Olympic Gymnastics or Synchronised Swimming, may I suggest...

The Problem With Football At The Olympics

Sooo, the London 2012 Olympic events kick off today, two days before the opening ceremony, with football. In Wales, which I believe is a bit of a trek from London (actually, I know it is).
And there's very little fanfare accompanying the kick off. Which sums up the problem with football at the Olympics: NO ONE GIVES A FLYING / DIVING / SHIRT PULLING FUCK.
Everyone knows who won the last World Cup or the last two Euros, Spain, Spain, Spain. But few know who won the footie at the last Olympics. Spain, was it? Brazil probably.
Small wonder we're struggling to give tickets to games away.
My advice, kick out the football from the next Olympics and replace it with darts. Being the first ever Darts Olympic Champion is something a LOT of people will give a shit about.

Apparently You Can Buy Tickets To Enter The Olympic Village

Whaaaa? Isn't that like paying to get onto a university campus so you can smell the unwashed socks, see the towels draped over balconies, and mingle with the sporty youth?

Thursday 19 July 2012

Will getting into work become an Olympic event?

This is the question on the minds of, well, literally tens, maybe hundreds, possibly thousands of Londoners.

Emails are already doing the rounds, reminding people that offices will be open during the games, and that it shouldn't be used as an excuse to stay home.

But Transport For London are already sending out emails warning of transport disruption on certain days.

Will this be another modern day threat that never really materialises, much like the Iraqi Republican Guard and the Millennium Bug?

We'll see...  Or at least I will.

S***.

Being a blog centred around the armchair, I can barely bring myself to say the word s***. So**. Sof* Sofa.

But here's a neat little press ad featuring one of those overlong, too big for its boots recliners that make me look inadequate.

Never Let It Be Said That We Are A Cynical Nation

Before the games hath begun, the piss taking and gentle ribbing that we Brits excel at begins.

Evidenced by these charming bags, all sold for a good cause.



Monday 2 July 2012

How To Cash In On The Olympics

Sent with very high importance. To the in-box of every business in the capital. Here's your one chance to buck the trend of the recent recession and make a few, well, bucks.

The Olympics offers businesses an unprecedented opportunity to cash in on the increase footfall in the area, even if your business doesn't happen to be the official cereal bar or dog food of London 2012.

That's why so many shop fronts are sprucing up their facades, some totally rebuilding, others getting a fresh lick of paint or brand new signage.

All will be competing for attention as the athletes compete for gold.

The Olympics used to be about championing amateur sports, didn't it. Now the professional money men are grabbing a slice of the five-ringed pie.